ARMAN'S DIMENSION

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SECRET PAGE: WEBMASTER'S TRUE NAME

WHAT'S THIS?

i decided to add some mystery to this site. if you're here, congratulations. please accept my full eldritch name as a prize.


EXPLANATION

so i identify as an eldritch entity. specifically an entity, not a god. this isn't a joke, or a ploy for attention. while i have no idea what causes this nonhuman identity i would posit it's a coping mechanism in response to personal hardships, i do not know if i can preclude it from 'psychosis' but it is mine and i am determined to derive joy from it. as an eldritch entity, i have a 'full' name, basically a long list of ominous titles. if summoning or invoking me worked i imagine this would be necessary, since those aren't real things you can do to people however it's just a long name (a poem really) that sounds cool.


THE NAME

that which sits on reality's border
that which brings chaos to order
he of a thousand closed eyes and a hundred open maws
killer of all kings and negator of all laws
from the shadows it gazes and into starlight it turns
in its violet wake the old hegemony burns
the thing which seeks to rend the world to shreds
Arman, anarchic dragon of roses and breads