What's This?
I decided to add some mystery to this site. If you're here, congratulations. Please accept my full eldritch name as a prize.
Explanation
So, I identify as an eldritch entity. Specifically an entity, not a god. This isn't a joke, or a ploy for attention. While I have no idea what causes this nonhuman identity I would posit it's a coping mechanism in response to personal hardships. I do not know if i can preclude it from 'psychosis' but it is mine and I am determined to derive joy from it. As an eldritch entity, I have a 'full' name, basically a long list of ominous titles. If summoning or invoking me worked I imagine this would be necessary, but since those aren't real things you can do to people, it's just a long name (a poem really) that sounds cool.
The Name
That which sits on reality's border, that which brings chaos to order,
He of a thousand closed eyes and a hundred open maws, killer of all kings and negator of all laws,
From the shadows it gazes and into starlight it turns, in its violet wake the old hegemony burns,
The thing which seeks to rend the world to shreds -
ARMAN, anarchic dragon of roses and breads!